A Pregnant Apple is better than Chicken!

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Last night I saw this crazy commercial for JMac running for President.  See, he got this woman to do a lot of his tough talking or, as my Granny would say, to talk him up.  (Don’t you know it’s tacky if you do it yourself?!)

Anyway…

She was just a lovin’ on him and talking trash about Mr. O-soon-to-be-P.  (Obama people!)  Hmm.  Seems to me folks that live in glass houses and all…but ok.  Still, I didn’t hear much about what she was gonna do as much as I heard about what he done did.  And how if we let Mr. O-soon-to-be-P move into the house, we gonna have a rough life.

Oh she was a candied apple alright. (Crazy apples that’s high off they own sugar!) (See Caramel Code page) You know folks done snapped when they start to talking trash about somebody else while they child is up in the stands 17 and pregnant.  (And be glad that nobody’s thought to investigate both of ‘em’s age, ’cause personally, I’d be less worried about dragging my family around while I’m running for VP and more frettin’ that they might be running from the law ’cause of a statutory rape charge!  Oh, but ya’ll know me, ole Caramel is just lookin’ into thangs ‘fore they’s really get ripe!  I always did eat the homemade cookies right out the oven.)

Anyway…

I guess those Reps are just so tired and scared of Dick C that they want to make sure that VP spot don’t ever get that important again.  ‘Cause if it’s one thing Rep apples are more terrified of than the smell of Hawaiian fried chicken waftin’ through the White House and an educated brotha mindin’ the money books, it’s more ‘o Dick.  The real Big Daddy to W’s Brick.  Minus the crutches.  (Oh look, I made old Tennessee laugh!)

Wonder what play or movie we gonna head into next?  “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”, or “Gentlemen Prefer Blonds?”  (Every queen from here to Georgia got that one!)

I guess we won’t know until November.  But one thing I do know for sure right now:

If the tables had been reversed and Mr. O-soon-to-be-P’s daughter was the one with child, oh honey, we’d have heard a hellfire and brimstone sermon on Wednesday the likes of which haven’t been seen since Paul.  Trust.  And every comic from here to the moon would have trotted out baby mama and ghetto jokes from way back.  That’s what troubles me.  And what keeps me right ‘cher on the Dem side of things.

Mr. O-soon-to-be-P talked about your policies, JMac, not you per se.  Too bad you didn’t have the same class to do the same.

Remember…

The Revolution will be Caramelized!

Peace, ya’ll.

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